{"title":"Snarky","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll Snarky items\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"weapons-of-grass-destruction","title":"Weapons of Grass Destruction","description":"\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eYour lawn didn't stand a chance. The second those paws hit the grass, the outcome was decided — and honestly, your pet has zero regrets. The \"Weapons of Grass Destruction\" bandana is the perfectly self-aware accessory for the dog or cat who has personally excavated a crater in the backyard, zoomied a perfect crop circle into the turf, or dug up every single bulb you just planted like they were on a treasure hunt. Bold black stencil-style lettering arches over a pair of embroidered paw prints in a design that looks like it belongs on a classified military dossier — because as far as your lawn is concerned, those paws are absolutely a threat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eThe fabric is a rich lime green stonewash cotton with a crackled, weathered texture that gives the whole design a rugged, no-nonsense character — like a field vest for a very tiny, very chaotic operative. The lettering is dense and dramatic, the paw prints are centered like official insignia, and the whole thing sits cleanly at your pet's chest in an over-the-collar style that requires zero effort to put on. It's machine washable too, which is important because a pet who qualifies as a weapon of grass destruction is definitely getting dirty right after you put this on them. That's just science.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eThis bandana is a must-have for any pet parent who has made peace with the state of their yard and learned to laugh about it. It's a brilliant gift for the dog owner who posts \"before and after\" lawn photos as a form of therapy, or the cat parent whose outdoor cat treats every garden bed as a personal litter box and scratching station. Whether your pet's crimes are seasonal or year-round, this bandana lets the whole neighborhood know — officially and in embroidery — exactly who is responsible for the state of the grass. Wear it with pride. The lawn is a lost cause anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"uses-title\"\u003e10 missions your weapon of grass destruction was born for\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"uses-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-shovel\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWearing it immediately after excavating a three-foot hole in the backyard for absolutely no reason\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-run\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDebriefing after a full-speed zoomie session that turned the yard into a dirt track\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-camera\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePosing next to the evidence for a hilarious \"caught in the act\" photo series\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-dog\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArriving at the dog park and immediately identifying the best digging spot with surgical precision\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-social\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGoing viral in a lawn destruction before-and-after post that makes every pet parent feel deeply seen\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-gift\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeing gifted to the pet parent who has completely given up on having a nice yard and is thriving\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-plant\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSupervising — and immediately undoing — every gardening effort their human attempts in spring\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-trophy\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCompeting in a pet costume or humor contest and winning with pure relatable energy\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-friends\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeeting the neighbors whose flower beds have also mysteriously suffered nearby and bonding instantly\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-heart\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimply existing as the unrepentant, muddy, gloriously chaotic creature they were always meant to be\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"PawDana","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ S","offer_id":59631270199377,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ L","offer_id":59631270232145,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ 2XL","offer_id":59631270264913,"sku":null,"price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/6803\/7201\/files\/Weapons-F.jpg?v=1781066810"},{"product_id":"squirrel-patrol","title":"Squirrel Patrol","description":"\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eEvery neighborhood has one — a dedicated, tireless, absolutely unhinged protector who monitors the yard with laser focus, loses their mind at a moment's notice, and considers a squirrel sighting a five-alarm emergency requiring immediate full-speed pursuit. Your pet is that protector. And now they have the official bandana to prove it. The \"Squirrel Patrol\" bandana features a gloriously confident embroidered squirrel rocking a pair of dark sunglasses and standing with the kind of arms-crossed swagger that can only mean one thing: the enemy knows your pet is coming, and they are already nervous. This is not a hobby. This is a calling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eSet against a deep, rich brown stonewash cotton — earthy, rugged, and perfectly suited for a beast of the outdoors — the cream-white embroidery pops with crisp detail. The squirrel mascot is a work of art: sunglasses, bushy tail, smug expression, the whole package. \"Squirrel\" arches above in elegant script, \"PATROL\" stands bold and wide below, and together they form the most important badge of honor your pet has ever earned. The over-the-collar design slips on in seconds, stays put all day, and washes up clean after even the most intense backyard surveillance shift. Because the squirrels don't take days off, and neither does your dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eThis bandana is an absolute gift magnet — the moment any dog owner sees it, they immediately picture their own animal sprinting full-tilt across the yard, lead taut, dignity abandoned, eyes locked on a fluffy tail disappearing up an oak tree. It captures a universal dog parent experience with humor, heart, and genuinely great embroidery. Give it to the friend whose dog has pulled them off their feet mid-walk. Wrap it up with some treats for the rescue pup who's still figuring out backyard protocol. Or just put it on your own dog, stand back, and wait for the first squirrel to test the perimeter. The patrol is always on duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"uses-title\"\u003e10 official duties of the squirrel patrol\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"uses-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-eye\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConducting a full perimeter sweep of the backyard every single morning before breakfast\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-run\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLaunching a high-speed pursuit the instant a squirrel so much as glances at the fence line\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-camera\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePosing for photos in full patrol gear — bandana on, eyes scanning the treeline, completely unbothered\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-dog\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShowing up to the dog park and immediately assessing the surrounding trees for potential threats\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-social\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGoing viral in a squirrel-chasing fail compilation that gets shared in every dog owner group chat\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-alert-triangle\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSounding the alarm — loudly, repeatedly, at 6am — when a squirrel has the audacity to use the bird feeder\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-gift\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeing gifted to the dog parent whose walks regularly get hijacked by wildlife with no warning whatsoever\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-tree\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStaking out a single tree for forty-five minutes after a squirrel disappeared into it, just in case\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-trophy\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWinning a pet humor or costume contest purely on the strength of relatable energy and good branding\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-moon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClocking off patrol, collapsing dramatically onto the couch, and sleeping like the hero they truly are\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePossible Product Tags: \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eDog bandana \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eCat bandana \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eSquirrel patrol \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eFunny dog gift \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eEmbroidered bandana \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eBrown stonewash \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eOver-the-collar \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eHumor pet accessories \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eYear-round pet wear \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eDog lover gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PawDana","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ S","offer_id":59631302508625,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ L","offer_id":59631302541393,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ 2XL","offer_id":59631302574161,"sku":null,"price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/6803\/7201\/files\/PawDana-Sizing-Chart-SML.png?v=1780941302"},{"product_id":"hangin-with-my-gnomies","title":"Hangin With My Gnomies","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"badge\"\u003eGarden \u0026amp; Whimsy Collection · Year-round wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"product-title\"\u003eHangin' with my gnomies — Pet bandana\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"product-subtitle\"\u003eEmbroidered bandana for dogs \u0026amp; cats · Mint teal swirl · Over-the-collar style\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"divider\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eYour pet has a crew, and they don't need to explain it to you. Whether it's the garden gnomes lined up along the flower bed, the neighborhood dogs they greet on every walk, or the rotating cast of humans who fall instantly in love with them at the park — your pet moves with an entourage, and this bandana makes that known. \"Hangin' with my Gnomies\" is the pun-forward, whimsy-packed accessory for the pet with a personality bigger than the yard they patrol. Rendered in flowing black script with a bold pop of deep red for \"GNOMIES,\" the embroidery is playful, stylish, and dripping with the kind of effortless cool only a truly confident animal can pull off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eThe fabric is a dreamy mint teal cotton covered in an all-over swirling scroll pattern — soft, airy, and just a little bit magical, like something you'd find in an enchanted garden at golden hour. The white swirl print gives the bandana a lively, textured feel without competing with the embroidery, letting the lettering take center stage while the fabric does its own quiet thing underneath. Peek at the collar edge and you'll catch a flash of colorful print peeking through from the lining — a charming little surprise detail that makes this bandana even more special up close. Over-the-collar construction means it's on in seconds and stays put all day, from the morning garden sniff-around to the evening couch collapse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eThis one is for the pet parent who has a gnome or two in the garden and absolutely zero shame about it — and whose pet has clearly adopted those ceramic little guys as part of the family. It's also the perfect gift for anyone who loves a great pun, a whimsical aesthetic, and a pet who wears their social life on their chest. Funny without trying too hard, cute without being saccharine, and versatile enough to wear from spring through the holiday season when garden gnomes truly come into their full festive power. Your pet's gnomies are waiting. Don't keep them hanging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"uses-title\"\u003e10 ways your pet can hang with their gnomies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"uses-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-plant\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSupervising garden planting season while standing proudly next to the gnome collection as a personal honor guard\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-camera\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePosing for an iconic photo alongside the garden gnomes for a holiday card nobody will ever forget\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-dog\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreeting every dog at the park like a long-lost gnomie and building a social circle in under five minutes\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-friends\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttending a backyard garden party as the best-dressed and most charming guest in attendance\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-social\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGoing viral on social media with a photo captioned \"she said gnome to nothing\" and stealing the entire internet\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-gift\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeing gifted to the gnome-collecting, garden-obsessed pet parent who deserves something perfectly them\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-home\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWearing it for holiday gatherings where the gnome décor comes out and your pet finally matches the room\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-tree\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTagging along to a farmers market or outdoor festival and making new gnomies out of every stranger they meet\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-trophy\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWinning a pet costume or pun contest by an overwhelming margin on pure wordplay alone\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci class=\"ti ti-heart\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimply trotting through the garden each morning, nodding respectfully at the gnomes, keeping the peace\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePossible Product Tags: \u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eDog bandana \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eCat bandana \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eGnomies \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eGarden pet accessories \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eFunny pet gift \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eEmbroidered bandana \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eMint teal \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eOver-the-collar \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003eWhimsical pet wear \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tag\"\u003ePun bandana\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PawDana","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ S","offer_id":59631321219153,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ L","offer_id":59631321251921,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ 2XL","offer_id":59631321284689,"sku":null,"price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/6803\/7201\/files\/PawDana-Sizing-Chart-SML.png?v=1780941302"},{"product_id":"work-like-a-captain-party-like-a-pirate","title":"Work like a Captain - Party like a Pirate","description":"\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eBy day, they're a model pet citizen — sitting on command, greeting guests with dignity, looking impossibly handsome on the morning walk. By night? Total pirate. \"Work Like a Captain, Party Like a Pirate\" is embroidered front and center in gold, white, and red lettering, anchored by a classic Jolly Roger skull and crossed swords that means serious business. This isn't just an accessory — it's a manifesto. Your pet lives by a code, sails by their own compass, and absolutely refuses to go to bed before the treats run out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eThe fabric is where this bandana truly sets itself apart from the rest of the fleet. Deep, dramatic black cotton printed with an all-over tonal nautical jacquard — look closely and you'll spot anchors, paisleys, and seafaring motifs woven right into the weave, visible only in the light, like a secret message from the deep. It gives the bandana a rich, luxurious texture that elevates it well beyond a novelty item into something genuinely handsome and sophisticated — the kind of thing that works just as well at a Halloween costume party as it does on a regular Tuesday walk. The embroidery pops brilliantly against the dark ground, the gold lettering gleaming like doubloons, the skull grinning with the confidence of an animal who has never once followed the rules and never once regretted it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"para\"\u003eWhether your pet is a scrappy rescue with a rough-and-tumble spirit, a regal pup who rules the household with an iron paw, or a cat who genuinely operates like a pirate captain already — stealing food, sleeping wherever they want, answering to no one — this bandana was made for them. It's a showstopper at Halloween, a conversation starter at the dog park, and a deeply satisfying gift for any pet parent who lives by the same credo. Work hard, play harder, and always look good doing it. The seas are calling. Your pet is already at the helm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"uses-title\"\u003e10 adventures worthy of a captain and a pirate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"uses-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-ghost\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWearing it as a complete Halloween costume that requires zero additional accessories and stops everyone cold\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-camera\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePosing for photos that belong on the cover of a very niche but incredibly popular pet lifestyle magazine\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-ship\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAccompanying you on a boat trip, lake day, or beach outing as the actual captain of the vessel\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-dog\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArriving at the dog park and immediately commanding the respect of every dog and human present\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-confetti\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAttending a costume party and winning best dressed while barely even trying, as pirates do\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-social\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGoing viral with a post captioned \"he works hard all day and parties even harder, we don't question it\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-gift\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeing gifted to the pet parent whose animal is famously equal parts well-behaved and absolute chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-anchor\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWearing it to a nautical-themed event, harbor festival, or seaside farmers market in full swashbuckling style\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-trophy\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDominating a pet costume contest on Halloween or any other occasion that dares to challenge them\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"ti ti-moon\"\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnding a long day of distinguished behavior by stealing someone's dinner and disappearing under the bed\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"PawDana","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ S","offer_id":59631346319441,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ L","offer_id":59631346352209,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ 2XL","offer_id":59631346384977,"sku":null,"price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1046\/6803\/7201\/files\/Captain-F.jpg?v=1781065726"}],"url":"https:\/\/pawdana.com\/collections\/patriotic-copy.oembed","provider":"PawDana.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}